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WATCH: Shirts and pants disrespect our ancestors

Mizzou tried to keep the latest uniform reveal out of the spotlight, opting to drop the news after 6 p.m. CST.

And for good reason.

Look at that $#! %:

OK. I am old. I’m washed. I have boomer opinions like “you should have three different uniform combinations and that’s it”. I understand. I’m no longer the demo for this stuff.

BUT.

Missouri’s colors are black and old gold. And, aside from Georgia Tech and LSU, college football teams wear white on the road and color at home.

Every decision in the uniform is an attack on my preferences. Wearing mostly white at home bothers me a lot. The white helmets are my least favorite and the Tigers script – although not my favorite but I’m usually not impressed – goes hand in hand with the yellow font which makes it almost impossible to see against the helmet White.

And the coup de grace: the yellow shirts.

Not old gold. No gold. Bright yellow ass.

I mostly exaggerate in these posts about things I like or dislike. I am actively disengaged from these shirts and pants. I didn’t know that was an option and I don’t know how anyone approved them. They look awful and it sucks that seniors are being honored by wearing duds with the “lemon flavored snow cone” overhang.

But, hey, I’m just a grumpy poo. What do you all think?

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This week’s shirt and pants combo is…

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    Elite. Where have they been all my life?

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    Good. I have to stay fresh and unique in the uniform arms race.

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    I have no opinion on the shirts and pants that the Missouri football team wears.

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    Wrong. Who the hell wants to look like Georgia Tech?

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    MY EYES. THEY BURN. OH MY GOD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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